How Can You Tell If You Are Full Of Crap?

Writing Inspired By Thinking

Follow this simple test

How can you tell if you’re full of crap?

1) Getup in the morning, 2) weigh yourself prior to (taking a crap, exhaling solid waste, taking a sh!t, or whatever you call it). 3) Don’t drink or eat anything before you take the action in step 2 second part, 4) take a crap, exhaling solid waste, taking a sh!t, or whatever you call it, 5) weigh yourself right after 6) use the scale below to compare the difference of before minus the after results.

Results Crap Scale

1 pound and greater = really full of crap

15–10 oz. = getting closer to being full of crap

11–6 oz. = moving up the scale to being full of crap

0–5 oz. = being full of crap

Enjoy the rest of your day.