Writing Inspired By Thinking
Follow this simple test
How can you tell if you’re full of crap?
1) Getup in the morning, 2) weigh yourself prior to (taking a crap, exhaling solid waste, taking a sh!t, or whatever you call it). 3) Don’t drink or eat anything before you take the action in step 2 second part, 4) take a crap, exhaling solid waste, taking a sh!t, or whatever you call it, 5) weigh yourself right after 6) use the scale below to compare the difference of before minus the after results.
Results Crap Scale
1 pound and greater = really full of crap
15–10 oz. = getting closer to being full of crap
11–6 oz. = moving up the scale to being full of crap
0–5 oz. = being full of crap
Enjoy the rest of your day.